posted on
December 28, 2009 at 02:49PM
I hate doing chores so i always screw them up whenever my wife forces me to do them, so she never asks for my help again. Laundry is easy, just wash her red panties with her whites. Or iron her silk stockings.
Making dinner mac and cheese :) Put the cheese in after you put in the water, or burn the pancakes, or dont oil the bread pan so it all tears apart.
Dishes? just leave large chunks of food on them and complain about hte dishwasher being ******.
If theres a chore, I can mess it up, and believe me, after you mess it up the first time the wife never gives you the "responsibility" of it again.