posted on
October 28, 2009 at 11:41PM
Yeah, Good 'ol boy is right. What is everyone on this post whining and complaining about a little $50 annual fee for? Like he says, let's just stop moaning about this charge, and just fall in line and pay it. It's not significant or out of line, and nobody has the right to criticise it. Citibank needs this $50 out of our wallets every year much more than any of us, so here's some ways we can rationalize it so that the fee doesn't seem so significant:
1. It's only $4.17 per month. You wouldn't miss that money by settling for one less cup of Starbucks every week.
2. $50 per year blown on bank fees actually seems like a bargain when you factor in the Sears value points that you can accumulate by using the account. Never mind that you would need to spend at least $6,000 per year in charges just to break even... If you get beyond that, you're actually be ahead. Just be careful not to miss a single monthly payment due date along the way, or you'll go into "default APR" mode at a vaule rate of 32% usery interest rate.
3. Nobody is holding a gun to your head to pay the junk fee to keep the account open. Despite the fact that you may have had this Sears charge account established and in good standing for > 20 years, just close it courtesy of Citibank and go back to the 1970's style of "layaway" for any charges that you can't afford on the spot. It's easy, time consuming.. er, I mean saving, and convinient.
4. Don't overlook the new value of this $50 annual fee Mastercard. After all, it's more sleek, modern, and now Platinum, instead of old-school Gold. The $50 charge is a real bargain when you factor in the new and ever exciting benefits of getting your very own, personalized FICO credit score when you pay your balance down in full.
5. Remember, Citibank cares, and Sears cares. This $50 yearly fee is for your benefit and protection to keep your account safe, secure, and for the job security of those lovely, professional, and courteous credit card service account agents, who pick the phone right up, and respect the value of your time.
Can any of you think of other valuable benefits that I'm missing here?